What makes you say no?

**majicman** · 05-06-2012, 04:53 PM

Those who think that if you don't swing you should go to Couples are a turn off for me. We go to have fun with friends old and new, we just don't choose to fuck them.

**phillygirl22** · 05-06-2012, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by majicman

Those who think that if you don't swing you should go to Couples are a turn off for me. We go to have fun with friends old and new, we just don't choose to fuck them.

Yeah.... I thought that comment was a little odd myself!

The diversity of experience is what makes going to Hedo so fabulous!

**Hollygolightly** · 05-06-2012, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by magjoy

Along with most of the large swinger crew ignoring us because we didn't swing, there was a woman who was more worried about conjunctivitis. Seriously? You're there to suck and fuck anyone willing and you're worried about conjunctivitis?? <no really, that's the word she used!!>

I like your sense of silly, Magjoy and through your post, I learned that conjunctivitis is Pink Eye...lol
-HGL

**Dancing2some** · 05-06-2012, 07:26 PM

....those who voted for G.W. Bush, those who voted for Barrak Obama, people who quote Elliot Spitzer or Anthony Weiner, people who can sing the "Barney" song word for word, rappers who wear as much gold in their teeth as around their neck (nothing against the rap industry,just a tad too pretentious for us), Vinnies, Wallys, girls who don't suck cock, guys who do, sex fiends (unless we like them), guys who wax their asses, guys who NEED to wax their asses, Catholic Priests, primates that aren't human, one legged peruvian midgets, people who play naked oiled twister.....alone, people who believe anal sex involves anything exiting said orifice, people younger than our adult children (unless they think we're hot).....

**NickandKitty** · 05-06-2012, 07:48 PM

Nice list Connie and Mick- kept us laughing all the way through- and in retrospect makes us sound pretty slutty since our list was so short!!!!
Nick (and the picky- REALLY! - Kitty)tm

**mac_r_a** · 05-06-2012, 07:58 PM

Those people who think they have beem going for so long that they have rights there to everything ( I agree that they do have rights to some things, but not everything!!)!!! And people who thing they can eat at the tables in the pool midday during games and not get splashed. Turns me off all together, but 3 mins larer I get over it, lol

**Dancing2some** · 05-06-2012, 08:04 PM

LOL, thanks Nick (and the picky and perky Kitty). All in good fun. Truth be told, if the mood strikes, we can be as easy as the next couple, single, or randy kangaroo. We even once played with a pair of Dallas Cowboy fans

**CopNkitten** · 05-06-2012, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dancing2some

....those who voted for G.W. Bush, those who voted for Barrak Obama, people who quote Elliot Spitzer or Anthony Weiner, people who can sing the "Barney" song word for word, rappers who wear as much gold in their teeth as around their neck (nothing against the rap industry,just a tad too pretentious for us), Vinnies, Wallys, girls who don't suck cock, guys who do, sex fiends (unless we like them), guys who wax their asses, guys who NEED to wax their asses, Catholic Priests, primates that aren't human, one legged peruvian midgets, people who play naked oiled twister.....alone, people who believe anal sex involves anything exiting said orifice, people younger than our adult children (unless they think we're hot).....

what about Scandinavian midgets?
Cop?

**CopNkitten** · 05-06-2012, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dancing2some

We even once played with a pair of Dallas Cowboy fans

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Say it isnt so...
Cop..

**NickandKitty** · 05-06-2012, 09:59 PM

Dallas fans.....Oh now you're picking a fight with Steph.... be warned.
And yeah- it is almost 100% mood and moment for us too.
Nick (and the bouncy Kitty)tm

**Hedocplmay2012** · 05-06-2012, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by majicman

Those who think that if you don't swing you should go to Couples are a turn off for me. We go to have fun with friends old and new, we just don't choose to fuck them.

So how are you turned off when you are never going to do anything? Have no problems with anyone going to Hedonism and having their own brand of fun. I was giving the obvious logical solution. Oh but if you went to Couples then the people on beach the would judge you for being out on the island.

**Dancing2some** · 05-06-2012, 11:06 PM

Scandanavian midgets are cool, they have a cute accent. Peruvian midgets just speak gibberish to me though. Midgets of any nationality (I'm sorry, little people) wouldn't be cool at Hedo though. You'd have to carry them every time you went in the pool or hot tub, just a huge pain, if you ask me. I think the fantasy that women have about little people is mostly untrue anyway. It just appears larger, because they're closer to the ground. And the "jovial" thing? They're only giggling because the high grass tickles their sack.

**wokeuptoday** · 05-07-2012, 05:50 AM

That and they are always sticking their noses in every ones business lol

**B and K** · 05-07-2012, 06:04 AM

I tell you what and who makes us say no. Creepy single guys that use my favorite movie as their user name on this board. Thanks for ruining that for me. Kinda makes the Dancing2some's list look not too bad. At least you don't have to take a shower after talking to one legged Peruvian midgets. And what is the big deal about Cowboy fans? I work in a very tall building in Philadelphia filled with Philadelphia Eagle fans. Yes, soft pretzel eating, cheese steak having, E A G L E S chanting, chicken wing bowl going, loud, Santa Claus hating, obnoxious, hockey fight loving, People. I put up with this every day yet still married a die hard Eagles fan. So easy on the Dallas fans. Sheeze. Oh, and just kidding After Burner. You're not that creepy...

**Brave Heart** · 05-07-2012, 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by B and K

I tell you what and who makes us say no. Creepy single guys that use my favorite movie as their user name on this board. Thanks for ruining that for me. Kinda makes the Dancing2some's list look not too bad. At least you don't have to take a shower after talking to one legged Peruvian midgets. And what is the big deal about Cowboy fans? I work in a very tall building in Philadelphia filled with Philadelphia Eagle fans. Yes, soft pretzel eating, cheese steak having, E A G L E S chanting, chicken wing bowl going, loud, Santa Claus hating, obnoxious, hockey fight loving, People. I put up with this every day yet still married a die hard Eagles fan. So easy on the Dallas fans. Sheeze. Oh, and just kidding After Burner. You're not that creepy...

Awwww shucks B and K, you give me such a warm tingly feeling, thanks for taking the time out to get to know me, always fun to get the attention of folks who share my appreciation for certain movies. Goooo Eagles