To all of you I met in Jamaica

**magjoy** · 06-24-2009, 12:24 PM

YAY! Thanks for making the trip soooo much fun!
This year was a great turn out!

and if you happen to have a picture of my PJ...

pass it down, please? we've yet to find it!

My toes is healed, my antibiotics are kicking in, so I'm much better.

Now lets all sing along to YMCA!

**jm1974ri** · 06-24-2009, 01:54 PM

yeah it was fun wasnt it.............to bad you and rob were banging on the wrong door lmao (poor folks in 1110) . all i needed was a little nap instead it was a nights sleep.

**BeachBum** · 06-24-2009, 02:08 PM

Sounds like you had a great trip, cannot wait for this trip report~!!!

**magjoy** · 06-24-2009, 05:10 PM

soo so sorry JM!

Bum, i may need some help in co-writing this.. daquiries with 151 floaters, drinking til 2 a.m. scaring vinnies of the nude side (completely) 7 of us women getting a guy to take his speed-o off... G.I. joe.. lots of cock blocking ( could teach this!) , hysterical laughing, tall glass of water sex talk, ymca piano bar style, lap dance on the piano bar.. mild threesome on the pool table, anatomy lessons, lit up pj night, won 3 bottles of rum,
tied 1st place for wicked twister (left foot red! left foot red!) backward cowgirl anyone?

it's hard to explain all of this when your daze are confused!

two Italian guys will go home
"man! we went to hedonism 2 and this guy had two hot chicks, but they kept laughing! they couldn't stop laughing!" I laughed so hard that night I woke up with a stomach ache and no voice. HAHA

**jm1974ri** · 06-24-2009, 05:24 PM

LMFAO.......GI joe and the monkey. and the pool table (was that the one with monkey falling all over herself)...........ahhhhhhhh so many memories and so much fun in such a short time. oct 12-17 im off
gotta cure my DIF

**magjoy** · 06-24-2009, 05:31 PM

What was that jeffy movie?

**jm1974ri** · 06-24-2009, 05:36 PM

nah not me lol... i was on the other side of the pool

**magjoy** · 06-24-2009, 06:15 PM

The triple play, this was much later in our 10 day trip

I was encouraging a guy friend to go towards the middle of the hot tub, stare at the vinnie from hell and start groping himself. but my husband, the voice of reasoning came by. (this was a GOOD thing!) *sigh* we settled for pointing and giggling. BTW, this is a classic cock block explanation. hehehe. i think it's an
A; you kinda had to be there
B; it's a story that needs to be told in person, reading it doesn't convey the hilarity of it all.

Then there was the creepy couple. the guy was sitting and had his wife on his lap, he was also inching his way around the hot tub until he was very close to us. I almost sat on his lap on accident! Anyway, It was a very intimate scene between the creepy couple until there was any sort of action in which he'd strain his head to check it out. A guy friend and I decided to distract him and then when he'd look, guy friend would make serious eye contact. In which we'd bust out laughing, it was hysterical. Of course, guy and I was making quite the scene. Around the 3rd time, karma kicked in and this other super creepy dude moved in on him and his wife. In which we about died laughing.

THEN! there were these two Italian guys wouldn't take their clothes (one had PANTS ON!) off until security told them they had to. Once they got in, they tried to get close to "Accidentally" touch one of us ladies. So (same) guy friend and I decided to mess with their heads. Guy friend grabbed his wife, we had a pretend 3some, O sounds and all, Italian guys would really get a kick out of it, in which we'd laugh. (again, I think we were laughing more often than not!)

soon after, there was some serious action going on in another part of the tub and I saw some creep trying to move in on the action. I, being the good person that I am, moved in on the kill so as not to ruin their mood. Despite my previous actions, I AM! a nice person. I discretely moved in between the creepy guy and the action (which happened to be friends of ours) so they could keep their groove on. Once their hubby came back, I let him take my place.

OK, for the Italian guy, One guy I almost had his ass kicked! I went to the bathroom and when I came out he was standing AT THE DOOR! STARING AT ME as I washed my hands! I didn't want to make a scene there because I was in a vulnerable spot so I just walked past him. I think he knew better than to do anything else, but good lord if there was a time for an ass kicking, that'd be it. I didn't want to ruin the night so I just left it alone and made sure the women went to the bathroom with an escort or watched out for Italian dude. He got daggers for the rest of the night because we couldn't find security!

Ok, so 1 nights worth of of trip report. WHEW! 9 more to go. well, maybe. I'm not sure what happened in the piano bar. Just sayin!

**jm1974ri** · 06-24-2009, 06:38 PM

god damit i knew i booked the wrong week to go....lol

**atlguy33** · 06-25-2009, 05:28 AM

I don't know about the wrong week, JM. You had a pretty damn good Day 2.

**jm1974ri** · 06-25-2009, 08:48 AM

yeah atl i had fun.......2nd place waterslide comp. crazy doin that butt nekkid

**weliveinvegas** · 06-25-2009, 09:54 AM

Sounds like you had a blast, can't wait to read the rest of the story

Ivy and Rick
"Once you go, you will know"

**magjoy** · 06-25-2009, 11:55 AM

Day #3 or 4; and other various days...
This guy from london shows up and starts lounging on a chaise by the cave with his speed-o on. 1 guy goes over and says he needs to take it off. Guy gives excuse of he doesn't have sunscreen and other BS. so of course I start scheming. So I get up to go to the ladies room and while passing him, I grab his toe and say
"You better have that off before I get back from the ladies room"
he just nods.
I get back and of course, it's still on. So I wander to the other side of the pool and get some spf and wander back.
"OK ladies, follow my lead" (loosely quoting here)
they look at me all afraid what am I getting them into THIS TIME
"nooo, I promise, all you have to do is stand there and look pretty, you don't have to say anything, you don't have to do anything!"
WIth suspiscious looks in their eyes they say "promise?"
they follow me over to the guy and again, I tug his toe and say
"Hey, take it off!"
He opens his eyes to 7 nekked women surrounding him and utters
"Oh my god, I've died and gone to heaven"
"If you're worried about sunscreen, I've got some, I'll even put it on"
They came off real quick! So I flip the spf cap and keeping my promise, I squirted some on. Like mustard on a hot dog, nice neat line.
"There you go!" I put on WAAAYYYY too much on accident, so it took him quite a bit of time to rub it all on. The guys were laughing.
...and this one time at band camp...

So, we were in the Piano bar, the new guy is super nice and funny! He was joking about how they say things in texas are bigger.. he kinda laughed and I said
"Yeah, they masturbate like this!" and make a very looooong stroking motion.
he pulled me up on the piano bar awhile later. oops!
he made us (3 ladies) dance to YMCA..
on our backs! we weren't very good. but it was a lot of fun!
A few days later, he wanted me back up at the piano for a dance. I knew it was this one guy's last night, so I dragged him up with me. I knew I'd have to do some sort of other dance and I wanted a deserving guy up there that I knew. he ended up doing
sweet caroline.. it was fun! don't be afraid of the piano, ladies!

I never thought I'd run into some mean chick.. ok, she was a bitch, just sayin!
so a group of us were sitting in the corner chatting and she joins us, gets to know us.
She asks one coupld
"so, where yah from?"
"kentucky"
"damn, that sucks... just sayin.." (again, loosely quoting)
she said that a few more times after a rude comment in which I said
"You know, my daughter says that a lot, it's usually followed by some comment like
"Mom! you're being a BITCH! ....just sayin!" she didn't get it!

on fetish night, super hot chick and her goofy husband..
Hot wife was wearing a very hot nurses outfit and goofy was wearing the disco schlong.
it's a 2-3 ft long stuffed schlong with silver sequins sewn all over it.
we had soooo much fun with that thing! I think I have pictures of my shoving it in my mouth. It was impressive! there was the threesome... oh yeah baby, we had a lot of fun with it! Goofy was so fabulously funny, he had us constantly laughing, hehe.
These two guys were discussing how hot his wife was..
"yeah well, I have a better chance than you do!" hehehe, ok, not so nice.

BTW, there is a REALLY good coffee machine that it seems, not everyone knows about.
At the coffee station, on the right is a machine that dispenses Latte's cappaccinos and other various wonderfull caffienated beverages.

PSA, if you see me at breakfast, about the only intelligable thing I can say is
"good morning" and toward the end, with my voice taking a hiatus, a nod and a smile was the best I could do.