The Travel Slut

Now, for some important DO's AND DON'T's of Fantasy Fest:
(and thanks to the people that helped contribute to this list )

Don't wear a mask you can't drink in.

Don't choose a costume you can't use the bathroom in.

Don't wear shoes you can't walk in.

Do dress sexier than you thought you might.

Do make sure you have a place to stay before you get too drunk.

Do realize that the shape and size of your breasts/penis will not change with spray paint.

Don't wear your thong with your leg in the wrong hole.

Do trim your pubic hair within the limits of your costume ...please.

Do donate your leftover items to locals who want to enjoy Fantasy Fest as much as the rest of us but often just make room for us.

Don't flash the cops.

Don't ask the cops to flash you.

Do understand that just because you are naked doesn't mean that others find you attractive.

Don't go out carrying valuable items that you are likely to lose if/when you get drunk such as a purse wallet, expensive jewelry or your spouse.

Do wrap your money in plastic or a ziplock first if you have nothing to carry it in but your bikini bottoms or sweaty shorts.

Do know that unoccupied bathrooms will be scarce all week

Don't verbally abuse anyone, anytime; Everyone is there to have a good, laid back time.

Don't step in front of moving parade floats to pick up candy or beads.

Do be aware that if you take Henrietta home with you may wake up with Henry.

Do take pictures but asking 1st if it is OK to take a photo will usually mean yes and you will get a nicer, posed shot or two. Also, have your camera ready to shoot before you ask.

Do exercise some tact and courtesy with the folks working in the bars through the festivities. They are there working days off for your enjoyment. Drinks take time to create and be served,

Don't tip in beads - service workers don't want or need beads--- tip with cash please.

Don't ask the female servers to show you their boobs--there are thousands of women on Duval Street dying to show you all that they've got.

Don't try to touch, kiss, etc service workers or Fantasy Fest workers.

Do carry some info or business card of your motel/hotel/B&B address so someone can help get you home if you need help late at night should you be so indisposed.

Don't be afraid to dress up. Have an outrageous time and tip big.

And for those that can't make Fantasy Fest either this year or next here is an option--------------

The 10th Annual Reunion-Rendezvous of FantasyFesters and KrewedeKrazyLifers will occur June 18-25, 2016 at the wickedly-wild, renovated Hedonism II resort in Jamaica where we will again enjoy theme nights like Fetish, PimpNHo, Plaid/Schoolgirl, Pirate/Wench and Toga, costumes, plus 24/7all-you-can eat and drink, a nude day cruise and twice-daily complimentary nude snorkeling & scuba,, and all in a cashless, clothing optional-nude environment where you don't even tip because everything is included in one low, group rate.

In the meantime, take care, travel safe and have safe fun!
See you at Fantasy Fest-I'm easy to spot in a crowd.

Ann, The TravelSlut :-)
TheTravelSlut@yahoo.com